There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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