ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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