i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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