he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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