how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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