have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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