I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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