We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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