maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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