So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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