doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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