Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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