I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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