I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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