sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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