Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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