Me too!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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