none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
