We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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