Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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