I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.