They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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