Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing