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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  How was your Memorial Day?

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  Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon

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  Covered in confetti and bad decisions

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This drive is very scenic

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  And I'm chugging whiskey in the back

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  As you should, soak in all this country has to offer

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.

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