in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.