Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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