So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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