i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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