she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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