Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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