Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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