Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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