If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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