Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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