Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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