This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Enjoy the penises
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
