no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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