so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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