yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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