What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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