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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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