um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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