Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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