i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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