I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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