Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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