im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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