sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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