Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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