I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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