BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I checked into jail on foursquare
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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