hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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