you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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