So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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