My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Sober January is a disaster.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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