So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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