She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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