I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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