gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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